Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Arnold

Dear Arnold,
My child has been sick and the only thing he’ll eat is Jello. It’s been a few days of that, is it okay to eat that much Jello?
Cindy

Dear Cindy,
Why would you put a food into your child that doesn’t have sense to know whether or not it’s a solid or a liquid? Jello is the work of the Satan. And don’t get me started on carrots, those smug little orange pieces of crap.

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