1. Move mutual funds into safer government-backed low-yield treasury bills… and then get high.
2. Fuel father's old mercedes off of dread squeezin’s
3. Live in Mom’s basement... but hang up Che poster.
4. Sharpen up sob story for bumming money off tourists
5. Try to live like a homeless person and not just look like one.
6. Expand "Brown-Eyed Girl" guitar jam to 20 minutes when playing for money.
10. Go back to college and get MBA.
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