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Have a Heart!... Literally
You know one of the bad things about an all-meat diet is that humans (especially these days) are high in cholesterol which as you know is a main cause of heart disease. Some doctors (witch and non-witch) suggest a diet low in fat and plenty of exercise. If your cholestoral remains high even after that, you can try one of the prescription drugs available on the market.
But I personally don't like to fill my body with drugs with potential side-effects, and you don't have to either. Studies by me have shown that nothing defeats heart disease like ritualistically devouring the still-beating heart of another human. Not only is it delicious, but by eating a heart, you absorb the energy and soul of your conquered enemies enslaving their immortal souls to your own army of the undead!
After heart eating, try dancing around a fire or climbing to the top of a volcano. That exercise aids in digestion and is great not only for your heart but those extra ones you have just eaten. Good times.
Next week: Pinkie-Toe Soup... Cure for Athletes Foot?
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