Thursday, December 17, 2009

Dear Arnold,
Make kids are a bit wild. Is there a way to make them stay still for holiday pictures?
Sally

Dear Sally,
You can do what my Father used to do. When we wouldn't stay still he would lean in with a mean look and tell us, "whoever moves will be eaten by the rest of the family for Christmas dinner." Then when we looked scared, he would say, "who needs a smile beaten onto them?" And then we would smile. Problem solved. It works on elderly folks too.

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