After much infighting with his own party and after suspending his campaign Carl Mumpower declared his house NC District 11.5 and has announced that he is running as the sole representative of that district and as ruler of Mumplevania.
"I don't need anyone." Mumpower explained in a press release emailed early Tuesday, "I am a district unto myself and I will represent the constituents of me in the house of representatives."
Wearing a cape and holding a flag emblazoned with the seal of Mumplevania, Mumpower climbed the steps of the Buncombe county courthouse and sang the anthem, "I am a Rock" by Simon and Garfunkle.
We haven't settled on Mumplevania, we're still looking into Mumpcombe County, Mumpville, Mumpistan or Mumpfordton.
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